Monday, April 19, 2010

Two things are certain - death and taxes.

Don't we just luv taxes....

...I began singing this song at the start of my working day...great motivation to be a taxman...LOL

[1,2,3,4
Hrmm!
1,2...
1,2,3,4.]

Let me tell you how it will be
There's one for you, nineteen for me
'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman

Should five per cent appear too small
Be thankful I don't take it all
'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah I'm the taxman

If you drive a car, I'll tax the street
If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat
If you get too cold I'll tax the heat
If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet

Taxman!
'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah I'm the taxman

Don't ask me what I want it for (Aahh Mr. Wilson)
If you don't want to pay some more (Aahh Mr. Heath)
'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman

Now my advice for those who die
Declare the pennies on your eyes
'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman

And you're working for no one but me
Taxman!






3 comments:

  1. George Harrison wrote ""Taxman"" in 1966, when he realized that 98% of his earnings were gone in taxes. "

    "I will never be a millionaire"", he said.

    In the chorus line you can hear ""Taxman, Mr. Wilson (Prime Minister, in the picture), taxman, Mr. Heath"" (Leader of the Conservative Party by then).


    Photo of Mr. Wilson and the Beatles above.

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  2. cool!....similarity with taxes & death...in the end you still pay =(

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  3. it would have been nice if it was a "death to taxes!!!!"

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