Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Let 'em eat cake

Cure for tonsilitis this time of December.

Step 1:
Acquire and consume the following -

One fresh strawberry cake (like the one in the picture somewhere on this blog).
One pot of hot green tea (leave the pot behind so you can re-use it again)
One pot of irish breakfast tea
One pot of english breakfast tea
One pitcher of salabat/ginger tea
Lots of water, as much as you can stand
Vitamin C tablet
One Apple pie
One macha roll

Step 2:
Gargle with Betadine oral antiseptic twice a day

Decision tree: did it work?

If yes, congratulate yourself and eat more cake if you have it on hand.
if no, repeat step 1 and 2 till it does work.

12 comments:

  1. fresh strawberry cake is only available from Jipan during this season..I chanced upon it and grabbed one...

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  2. bumili ka na...if you like strawberries...tapos pair mo with another strawberry pannacota and strawberry shake...*slurp*

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  3. This prescription will relieve you of your sore throat but will deliver you diabetes.

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  4. Woohooo, I am off to Jipan tomorrow! I hope I can still grab one. =)

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  5. Ms. G, you have to order this time a day or two in advance :-)
    wala na sila sa ref nila...

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  6. okay.....

    cue ko to say...

    Cure for Diabetes....step 1...acquire the following...

    one fresh ampalaya cake
    one fresh malunggay pie
    one...

    *grin*

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  7. and why am I up bigla ng maaga?

    coz my tummy growled...couldn't go back to sleep..
    so the easiest way was to boil some penne I had left (the last of the Mohicans na to..)
    and swirl in it the last of Ms. G's pesto...

    ayos...merienda before breakfast...

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  8. Lucy-yah! musta na..how does it feel to find the date growing inexorably closer and closer and maging year younger ka na naman?

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