Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Hi-Tech (Pinoy humor)

Got this from my Inbox (thanks Gladys)...and just as I was mulling about the May happenings too! I can only shake my head in wry, reluctant amusement.   
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A man walked into a very high-tech restaurant in a fancy hotel. As he waited to be seated, he noticed that the Maitre D' was a robot.

The robot clicked to attention and said, "Sir, there is a one hour wait. I am programmed to converse with you until a table is ready, If you please."

Intrigued, the man said, "OK."

The robot clicked a couple more times and then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"

The man answered, "Oh, about 164."

The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity, Interstellar space travel, the latest medical breakthroughs, etc.

The man was most impressed. The next day he returned, But thought he would try a different tack.

The robot again asked, "What is your IQ, sir?" This time the man answered, "Oh, about 100".

So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing , the latest basketball scores, and what to expect the Red Sox to do this weekend.

The guy had to try it one more time. So the next day he returned.

Again the robot asked the question, "What is your IQ?"

This time the man drawled out, " Uh.....'bout 50."

The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly asked,

"A-r-e
y-o-u-r
p-e-o-p-l-e
g-o-i-n-g
t-o
e-l-e-c-t
E-R-A-P a-g-a-i-n?"
 

19 comments:

  1. at least 50...e pano kung 0.01 ang IQ?

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  2. probably Japan to na setting..kc robot eh...*grin*

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  3. Politics isn't the best topic to discuss with me but this is just too funny!

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  4. LOL...I assure you it wasn't my intention to have a debate on the merits (or lack thereof) of Erap..all is fair in love and politics...

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  5. Erap is a joke but i think my famous late actor FPJ almost make it na heart lang iyon sinabi lang ng nakilala ko sa daan that FPJ Filipino People Justice or Justi-is

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  6. ah Terry..sorry di ko gets...

    are you joking about it being Just Tiis? :-)

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  7. Hi Cat,
    Nabasa ko lang iyan sa mga one of the write ups about Justice sa atin ay Just Tiis at saka iyong naheart attack na idol ko noong bata pa ako sa kapanahunan namin pag nanood ng sine sa pilipinas si FPJ specially iyong rapid fire niya na suntok, pero truly muntik siyang nanalo sa 2004 election kaya nga lumabas iyang Hello Garci Controversy, pero weak ang heart niya kaya natudas.

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  8. LOL!!! kasama na din dyan si lito lapid, revillas at si pacman.

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  9. hi Terry.

    I see.....na short-cut mo yata kc ang post mo earlier..and I'm not that familiar with news about movie stars turn politicians (or baka may politicians turn moviestars? mwahaha!) so I couldn't understand what you were saying about FPJ. Well, thats what I heard nga...he would have been a shoo-in for that particular election.

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  10. nakupo..with all the estarirays entering politics and running for office, I'd like to see siguro a politician entering showbiz and making a good job of it :-)

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  11. Si lito lapid at bong revilla ay senator na iyan, si Pacman malabo pa dahil hindi iyan siya nanalo pagkacongressman sa GenSan, hindi pasiya kasali sa mag celebreties na naging politician.

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  12. stray thought..siguro if politician papasok sa office, its more difficult...especially if his performance while in the office is not a stellar one...kaya box-office bomb siguro lahat ng movies nya.....*grin*

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  13. thanks for sharing mam cath. laugh trip, hehe send ko sa friends...

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  14. yw PD :-)

    ready ka na ba sa elections?

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  15. bwahahaha!!!! grabe! you made my day catgirl! thanks for the laugh!

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  16. at this point, I won't ask who you will vote for..coz I don't think its going to be Erap *wink*

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  17. Hi Cath,
    as i was talking to our cousin Marc about Eraps comeback specially now in the philippine SWS survey he is third in running for the presidency, nabuang na' nibalik na pud ang buang, ha.ha.ha, the same as this hi tech humour our people is going to elect erap again.. hay buhay thats life...

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  18. ah..

    that is why they say...

    only in the Philippines :-)

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